Surfer character?

He was tall, tanned, shirtless, with long blonde dreadlocks. “For sure,” I overheard him say to his companion.

Sure.  Shore.

For sure. Foreshore.

When I talked with him, I discovered his name was Sunny. Would you believe it?

Made me think: Wouldn’t it be cool to have a surfing beach character that constantly uses beach-flavoured homophones and surfing words in everyday speech? If you listen closely you can see his mind is always on the ocean.

  • For sure
  • Give him a wave
  • Board the plane
  • See what I’m saying?
  • Catch on
  • Tied off
  • It’s a bit of a dive.
  • Don’t break it.
  • Look at how he whacks it.
  • Reef it in.
  • I’ll look out the back.
  • Don’t rip it.
  • Set it there
  • Dumped, shoulder, thruster, whitewash…

He would talk about the people in his life: Sandy, Shelly, Coral. Everything would be a surfing metaphor.

Sunny speaks with the voice as slow and relaxed as a Sunday morning. There’s quarter of a cup of sand in his vocal cords and ocean water in his sinuses. He flashes his teeth, white and even like a row of small beach shells .

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